Tip #11 : Write good facebook status updates

For this post we searched online and found genious status updates. We present to you the best of them to get ideas to write your own and surprise your friends.

Funny-Witty:

1. It may look like i'm doing nothing, but i'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.
2. My opinions may have changed but not the fact that i am right.
3. Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
4. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what i'm doing.
5. I'm a smart person, I just do stupid things.
6. I've used up all my sick days, so tomorrow I'm calling in dead.
7. Look up from your phone. There's some life going on around you.
8. If you ever want to hate yourself, click the 2008 button on your Facebook timeline and read what you posted.
9. I'll be back in 5 minutes. If not, read this again.
10. I sometimes think that Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"

 Food For Thought:

1. You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts.
2. To be old and wise, you must first have been young and stupid.
3. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss in life is what dies inside us while we live.
4. Don't go the way life takes you, take the life the way you go.
5. You are born to live and not living because you are born. 
6. Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them but you know they are always there.
7. True love is rare and it's the only thing that gives life real meaning.
8. The best makeup is your smile. There is no beauty like the one that comes from inside you.
9. Remember anyone can love you when the sun is shining. In the storms is where you learn who truly cares for you. 
10. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey.

Inspiring-Motivational: 

1.  If you wait for the perfect moment, it will never come...You just have to take the first step right now.
2. The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.
3. Umbrella can't stop the rain but can help us stand in the rain.  Confidence may not bring success, but gives us power to face any challenges.
4. When everything seems to go against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
5. You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
6. If you aren't willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.
7. Stop being the prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your future.
8. If you want the others to believe in you, you have to first believe in yourself.
9. Life's challenges aren't supposed to paralyze you. They are supposed to help you discover who you really are.
10. To be A champion you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will.

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